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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How can a 54-year-old man build muscle without using steroids?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it socially acceptable for individuals to wear clothing typically associated with the opposite gender? What are some reasons for or against this practice?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

This gamer shouldn’t have left his cousin unattended: in just a few seconds, his cousin literally destroyed his older relative’s simulator. - Stewartville Star

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

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No go.

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

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Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

31 Little Upgrades To Your Day-To-Day That Won't Sound Life-Changing…Until You Try Them - BuzzFeed

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

49ers news: The No. 1 priority on offense for the 49ers in 2025 - Niners Nation

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

No way

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?